“We are ready for spring!”, 2.5″ x 2.5″, $250–e-mail me at firstname.lastname@example.org, if you want to buy this. Miniatures make excellent gifts, because you can really put them anywhere: on your bedside table, on your desk at work, in your wallet, on your fridge–you don’t need a big house, or a lot of extra room, to start collecting art. You should totally get this. It would look great on your whatever.
Or, y’know, wait a couple of weeks, and you’ll be able to buy a whole book of my miniatures for like $20, instead of spending $250 on just one. Why’d I just say that? Am I stupid?
Anyway, I’m tired of winter, and I like birds, even though they have stupid-looking feet.