Oldbie (2.5″ x 2.5″) – $100 CAD – e-mail socar@gorblimey.com, if you want it!

Today, I was walking, and I saw an old person with one eye set kind of higher than the other.

It was more interesting, though, that this person had many wrinkles, but still looked oddly youthful. I, on the other hand, tend to look at least 100.