Hobo Halo (about 2.5″ x 4″)

A wee, quick selfie, which I believe captures my essential scruffiness rather nicely. I even have a little halo of dust. This is why policemen try to shoo me off my own front doorstep, and shopkeepers watch me very closely.

Somehow, this happens even when I’m wearing Chanel. I think it’s my hair.