Really, with the elder god on your head? What is that, the coif of Cthulhu?
Lips like a lamprey eel? It’s all right. Nobody’s perfect.
Face like squashed plasticine? Don’t worry. Age gets us all.
But you can afford a haircut. Yes. Get a haircut.
…uh, sorry, Internet. I don’t know. This was going to be a zombie. Something happened.
I am so glad I checked this out now.
Comments are closed.